Sunday, March 18, 2012

SUZY ON STAGE


Susy, didn't know you had it in you and you've a voice as well! What a waste of talent, supermarkets are too ho-hum for the likes of you. Maybe this is your moment of fame. Or maybe. Just maybe, you're destined to greater heights and we'll be seeing you next on the Ellen's couch.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

NOT SILLY


Suzy's not silly,she knows what to do with the kids when she goes to the supermarket. Chain em up together out the front. All safe and sound so she can browse the aisles with out a, 'Gimme dat.I want,' or 'Arrre MUM you promised!!!'

Monday, February 20, 2012

FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH


Rumour had it, that this was the fountain of youth and it could make shopping trolleys all shiny and new. A second lease on a life with not a squeak left or rusty hinge to slow one down in supermarket aisles. But Suzy wasn't convinced she'd heard that sort of rubbish before, however she still couldn't resist just coming for a look.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A surprising twist!

Bruce kept out of sight, he didn't want to return to the supermarket, Suzy was there with Freddy. Suzy had seen, how devastated Freddy was and the pain she saw in his eyes, cut her to pieces. She had professed her undying love for him and promised to stay with him forever. A surprising twist because she had dropped Bruce like a hot potatoe!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Not the only one



Suzy snuggled up to Bruce, he was big and strong. Freddy's feelings would be hurt but he had been very irritating lately, no fun and frankly she found him .........boring! Bruce said nice things and made her laugh. The odd bag of lollies cemented the relationship. "Oh well" she thought "I'm not the only shopping trolley in the supermarket."

Hot Potatoe!

Freddy kept out of sight, he didn't want to return to the supermarket, Suzy was there with Bruce. He didn't want any shopping trolley, he wanted Suzy! He pondered on the thought that Bruce would drop her like a hot potato (he had a reputation), she would crawl back to him, begging for forgiveness and professing undying love. He would be real cool and reply "I will think about it."

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Renegades


Rumour has it, that renegade shopping trolleys, are banding together, to form an evil plot, to overthrow supermarkets !!!!