The case of the missing trolley.

'There you are you little devils,' Suzy exclaimed, when found her two tiny tots shopping trolleys. She'd been looking for them all morning, fearing that some nasty shopper had abducted them to use in their home as a storage basket. This was not unheard of in the shopping trolley community. Only last week, a tiny tots trolley was sighted leaving the supermarket car park. It was being pushed by a little lady who was wearing dark sunglasses and a Port Power beanie. The store detective was hot on the case at this very moment!!!

RIDICULOUS

Suzy was gob-smacked she couldn't believe her eyes. Organic shopping trolleys. What next? What is the world coming to?

The next thing will be SHOPPING TROLLEY ROBOTS! You put your money in and they go and do your shopping for you while you go and have a coffee and relax.

SUZY THE BUILDER

Nothing like a change of profession. Even shopping trolleys get sick of the same old same old, but mind you Suzy was starting to miss the air conditiong of the supermarket and the surprise of some new product. Not to mention the occasional bag of lollies that came her way. But that's life. You never know until you make the change. At least she can always go back to supermarket work.

SUZY ON STAGE

Susy, didn't know you had it in you and you've a voice as well! What a waste of talent, supermarkets are too ho-hum for the likes of you. Maybe this is your moment of fame. Or maybe. Just maybe, you're destined to greater heights and we'll be seeing you next on the Ellen's couch.

NOT SILLY

Suzy's not silly,she knows what to do with the kids when she goes to the supermarket. Chain em up together out the front. All safe and sound so she can browse the aisles with out a, 'Gimme dat.I want,' or 'Arrre MUM you promised!!!'

FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

Rumour had it, that this was the fountain of youth and it could make shopping trolleys all shiny and new. A second lease on a life with not a squeak left or rusty hinge to slow one down in supermarket aisles. But Suzy wasn't convinced she'd heard that sort of rubbish before, however she still couldn't resist just coming for a look.

A surprising twist!

Bruce kept out of sight, he didn't want to return to the supermarket, Suzy was there with Freddy. Suzy had seen, how devastated Freddy was and the pain she saw in his eyes, cut her to pieces. She had professed her undying love for him and promised to stay with him forever. A surprising twist because she had dropped Bruce like a hot potatoe!

Not the only one

Suzy snuggled up to Bruce, he was big and strong. Freddy's feelings would be hurt but he had been very irritating lately, no fun and frankly she found him .........boring! Bruce said nice things and made her laugh. The odd bag of lollies cemented the relationship. "Oh well" she thought "I'm not the only shopping trolley in the supermarket."

Hot Potatoe!

Freddy kept out of sight, he didn't want to return to the supermarket, Suzy was there with Bruce. He didn't want any shopping trolley, he wanted Suzy! He pondered on the thought that Bruce would drop her like a hot potato (he had a reputation), she would crawl back to him, begging for forgiveness and professing undying love. He would be real cool and reply "I will think about it."

Renegades

Rumour has it, that renegade shopping trolleys, are banding together, to form an evil plot, to overthrow supermarkets !!!!

Eye to eye

Usually Suzy and Freddy were friends, but today they were not seeing eye to eye. Probably she thought he is feeling nervous, sitting out here with the hard rubbish but still, that's no reason for him to take it out on her.

Things looking up

An unexpected courtesy, usually Suzy was made to hang on until they were returned to the supermarket, but this toilet delivered, what next! Things were looking up, she couldn't wait to tell the others about this, but she would bet her last packet of food, that they wouldn't believe her.

Nabbed!

Suzy was well and truly in a pickle now, she had been warned about this before. Shop lifting, an occupational hazard for shopping trolleys and not always their fault. She hugged close to the stobie pole, hoping to be overlooked but the cop car drove up slowly and she knew she would have a lot of explaining to do.

Is this it?

Suzy sobbed and cried and sobbed again and cried. "Was this it, filled with rubbish, rusting away, never to rest peacefully in a supermarket bay after a fulfilling day of packets of food, soap, meat trays, an occasional bag of lollies. Even a rubbish bin was better off, they were made of plastic." She cried so much that it made her rust even more and then she stopped. "This can't be the end, let's think of something." She braced her rusting joins and set her mind on what to do?

Fitting In

Suzy didn't always fit in with other shopping trolleys. It wasn't her fault, some untidy and insensitive shoppers, emptied her out and left her anywhere.
Often a nasty girl or boy would kick her as they passed, just to be nasty!
Secretly she toyed with the idea that she would freeze a wheel or make an annoying click when they pushed her, that way they would leave her alone and she could stay safe and secure, always in the supermarket